Today, my roommate's pets conspired against me. "The dog ate my homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them. The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through my laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate my pen drive." FML

by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 8:00pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals

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  • "Your pets opened the door by themselves ran ouf of the house and they never came back."

    #4 - On 06/12/2014 at 6:50am by CandyPewPewPew

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  • There's always room for interesting excuses.

    #1 - On 06/12/2014 at 6:46am by xXxJaGsTeRxXx

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