Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
Today, as usual, my neighbor's 9 year-old son came over after school. I work from home so he stays until his mom gets home. My dog mopes around the house until 3 p.m., then gets all excited because he has a friend to play with. I'm almost jealous because a dog I've had for 11 years likes him more than me. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I can’t make it to my friend’s birthday party because my dog died this morning. I called my friend to inform her and she screamed at me because a "dumb animal" is more important than her best friend. Oh, and she asked me if that also means she won’t be getting a present. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe you should invite some of the dog owners to a doggie-style party at your place. I'll bet you get some takers.
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe you should invite some of the dog owners to a doggie-style party at your place. I'll bet you get some takers.