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Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML


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On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That's in retaliation for bumping into poor Waspy. You were in his way.

#7 - On 07/03/2011 at 9:52am by mk58

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wasps don't bite.

#22 - On 07/03/2011 at 10:06am by hasucksforyou

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