Today, I woke up to an early Christmas present on my car. It was a nicely wrapped box containing a dead bird, a half eaten sandwich, and a note reading "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." This will probably be my only Christmas present. My name is Luke. FML

by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 9:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals

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  • Two weeks before Christmas some asshole gave to me

    One half eaten sandwich
    Two mistakes on the note
    And a dead partridge from a pear tree

    #16 - On 12/13/2010 at 3:52am by Triumvirate

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  • thats messed up
    that guy has issues

    #3 - On 12/13/2010 at 3:20am by supraz21

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