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Replace it... You don't have to leave it like that forever :)

Those wankers! So ballsy of them. They basically pissed all over you, Op. Do you live by the docks? Those semen are rough characters. Did you call the police? I would, in a hairy situation like this. Those guys are nuts!

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Replace it... You don't have to leave it like that forever :)

that's not how it works

looks like you were on the naughty list this year!

8 - How? They're incredibly easy to be replaced. There's even companies just for it.

OP brand new car that they will be paying off for the next four years, and you think they want to spend $500 on a new windshield?

You could get a paint job.

Yes OP paint the windshield of your car. Seeing where you're going is overrated

OP is in the UK where a replacement windscreen starts at about £70. Annoying, but not life-threatening.

Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace! (British joke!)

@8.. Insurance... That's exactly how it works.

#30: you're right, I'd rather drive my brand new car with a huge penis keyed in the windshield; it adds character to the car (this is sarcasm, for those who couldn't tell). Also, a new windshield costs nowhere near $500, especially if it is partially or completely covered by insurance. #60: Safelight repair, Safelight replace! (American joke)

SpeedyGlass repair, SpeedyGlass replace (Canadian joke)

Merry Christmas!

Sincerely yours, St. Dick

Merry Christmas! But doesn't insurance cover that stuff? If it does take it in and get it repaired.

It does, but most people are scared their rates will go up for a claim like this. In all reality you can file all the comprehensive claims you want and your rate won't go up.

Will it be good quality work though? My parents bought 2 brand new cars 2 years ago. My moms car got hit with a pebble and it had a crack in the windshield. So my dad took it back and they only put this layer on it that would stop it from cracking even more. Was that just because it wasn't such a big thing? I never understood that.

#55, why replace a whole windscreen if you can fill the small crack so it doesn't get larger?

That's what I'm saying and that's why I asked. They didn't fill it in and I thought they were. So you can still see the crack. I guess.

its call karma

And...you're a bitch.

Those wankers! So ballsy of them. They basically pissed all over you, Op. Do you live by the docks? Those semen are rough characters. Did you call the police? I would, in a hairy situation like this. Those guys are nuts!

I just. I don't even know how you came up with all that.

Well, there you go. We should sack you for your humor, but the guys wanted to give you the Internet for today. Enjoy!

She came up with it with the power of dildoes

The puns...

Mrs. Perdix, is that you?

Living by the docks just so you could make a pun on seamen was too farfetched and forced in there. It wasn't in any way related to the FML. It'd have been better without that bit. Pity.

Nice! Now that they've all been said maybe no one else will make any puns here! lol of course they will... its the internet.

Personally I thought it was genius.

Urge to propose rising rising rising Falling falling. Ooh shiny.

Who did you piss off?

Possibly it's the fact that the OP simply had a new car. For some people that's reason enough.

That is so disrespectful. I hate when people do things like that! Don't they understand the hard work people go through to get things that they could finally get?! I'm sure OP did. Seeing things like this makes me feel so sad and so bad :/

Hopefully you have a garage. Try and make room for your car in it. It's the only way to keep it safe from now on. People are so disrespectful these days. If you don't have one...make a police report that way they are aware of that area and its delinquents.

Time to see if that comprehensive insurance coverage is up to the challenge. I just hope that your deductible isn't too high. Sorry to hear about that, OP.

Check and see if that's covered by your insurance as vandalism. Merry Christmas anyways!

scratch some flames around it. That way you can tell people it's a Firebird.