FML : Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at...

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Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 May 2012 02:35 / United States

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By Dweron93 | 5

#4454830 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:13

Don't drop the soap

By ImTheAlpha | 30

#4454883 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:19

One of my exes was made into a prison bitch... NOT a pleasant experience.

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By Dweron93 | 5

#4454830 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:13

Don't drop the soap

Omit | 4

#4454906 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:20

Key and peele -lil Wayne in the showers hahaha

CareFace | 16

#4455209 - Saturday 19 May 2012 8:09

What if he dropped liquid soap... :o
Oh god, no... NOOOOOO!!!!!!

wowthatissad | 9

#4457162 - Sunday 20 May 2012 0:02

You made me lol

tjv3 | 10

#4457238 - Sunday 20 May 2012 0:57

Should have responded with "you remind me of the next person who I'm going to kill"

xJessielynx | 0

#4457588 - Sunday 20 May 2012 2:41

Made. My. Day. Lol

fluorescentadole_fml | 8

#4457947 - Sunday 20 May 2012 4:31

lmao

AninOnin | 24

#6118709 - Friday 14 November 2014 18:53

@94: What's even better, "You HAD a prison bitch, or you WERE a prison bitch? Sorry, my hearing isn't too great."

By biggestfan23 | 11

#4454867 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:17

Ohhh he's gonna get ya OP

nofearjenshere | 12

#4455003 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:32

He's gunna get you in the ass.

LightningCactus | 12

#4455378 - Saturday 19 May 2012 12:44

Woah, woah, we don't know that yet.

SeaMen | 3

#4474805 - Thursday 24 May 2012 4:14

Don't mind her, she's just accustomed to that phrase

By ninjafury101 | 2

#4454872 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:18

Do not drop a red sock in his white wash.

MetalxSoldier | 26

#4455241 - Saturday 19 May 2012 8:52

Screw that, put your red sock in his white clothes. I'm pretty sure he'll think it's FABULOUS! He obviously likes men and will appreciate what you've done. Plus it will go with his booty shorts!

DDDAze | 4

#4471280 - Wednesday 23 May 2012 8:38

I think you probably have the wrong idea of "white wash"

By jamesdscott44 | 6

#4454874 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:18

Give him all of your change and leave. Now.

By mhopper | 13

#4454876 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:18

Run! Screw the clothes!

yahoowizard | 16

#4455259 - Saturday 19 May 2012 9:21

Screw the clothes or get screwed

By ImTheAlpha | 30

#4454883 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:19

One of my exes was made into a prison bitch... NOT a pleasant experience.

stormghost | 4

#4459046 - Sunday 20 May 2012 13:43

for whom?

ImTheAlpha | 30

#4506407 - Friday 1 June 2012 2:56

Hmm?

By FYLminerocks | 7

#4454896 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:19

There's no love like prison love...

By THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4454900 - Saturday 19 May 2012 6:19

You're hiding something from us, OP.

It's obvious that you're the prison bitch he's talking about. Time to come clean. Go on and catch up with him, damn it!