By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
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  MetalxSoldier  |  26

Screw that, put your red sock in his white clothes. I'm pretty sure he'll think it's FABULOUS! He obviously likes men and will appreciate what you've done. Plus it will go with his booty shorts!