By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
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Dweron93 5

Don't drop the soap

One of my exes was made into a prison bitch... NOT a pleasant experience.

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Dweron93 5

Don't drop the soap

Key and peele -lil Wayne in the showers hahaha

What if he dropped liquid soap... :o Oh god, no... NOOOOOO!!!!!!

tjv3 10

Should have responded with "you remind me of the next person who I'm going to kill"

xJessielynx 0

Made. My. Day. Lol

@94: What's even better, "You HAD a prison bitch, or you WERE a prison bitch? Sorry, my hearing isn't too great."

Ohhh he's gonna get ya OP

nofearjenshere 12

He's gunna get you in the ass.

Woah, woah, we don't know that yet.

Don't mind her, she's just accustomed to that phrase

Do not drop a red sock in his white wash.

MetalxSoldier 26

Screw that, put your red sock in his white clothes. I'm pretty sure he'll think it's FABULOUS! He obviously likes men and will appreciate what you've done. Plus it will go with his booty shorts!

DDDAze 4

I think you probably have the wrong idea of "white wash"

Give him all of your change and leave. Now.

mhopper 13

Run! Screw the clothes!

Screw the clothes or get screwed

One of my exes was made into a prison bitch... NOT a pleasant experience.

There's no love like prison love...

You're hiding something from us, OP. It's obvious that you're the prison bitch he's talking about. Time to come clean. Go on and catch up with him, damn it!

Eh, whatever. Thumb it down.

21- Whatever you wish, we shall do.

Umm 42, your husband might want you to change your picture:p haha:)

Thats funny man. Is that the flag from Guran Laggan?

Question. Why the booty shorts?

nofearjenshere 12

Easy to take off for his prison bitches.

Laundry day! All fashion faux pas are excused by laundry day.

thatoneguy79 10

9) He lives by the creed, "If you've got it, flaunt it?"

"personal motto; clothing optional."

Yeah that happens alot to me too.