By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
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By Philomena87 - 19/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
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Dweron93 5

Don't drop the soap

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ImTheAlpha 30

One of my exes was made into a prison bitch... NOT a pleasant experience.

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Dweron93 5

Don't drop the soap

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Omit 4

Key and peele -lil Wayne in the showers hahaha

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CareFace 16

What if he dropped liquid soap... :o Oh god, no... NOOOOOO!!!!!!

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tjv3 10

Should have responded with "you remind me of the next person who I'm going to kill"

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xJessielynx 0

Made. My. Day. Lol

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AninOnin 24

@94: What's even better, "You HAD a prison bitch, or you WERE a prison bitch? Sorry, my hearing isn't too great."

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nofearjenshere 12

He's gunna get you in the ass.

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SeaMen 3

Don't mind her, she's just accustomed to that phrase

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ninjafury101 2

Do not drop a red sock in his white wash.

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MetalxSoldier 26

Screw that, put your red sock in his white clothes. I'm pretty sure he'll think it's FABULOUS! He obviously likes men and will appreciate what you've done. Plus it will go with his booty shorts!

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DDDAze 4

I think you probably have the wrong idea of "white wash"

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jamesdscott44 6

Give him all of your change and leave. Now.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You're hiding something from us, OP. It's obvious that you're the prison bitch he's talking about. Time to come clean. Go on and catch up with him, damn it!

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Mariebaz 11

21- Whatever you wish, we shall do.

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nahgemoohc 17

Umm 42, your husband might want you to change your picture:p haha:)

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xdust 4

Thats funny man. Is that the flag from Guran Laggan?

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nofearjenshere 12

Easy to take off for his prison bitches.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Laundry day! All fashion faux pas are excused by laundry day.

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thatoneguy79 10

9) He lives by the creed, "If you've got it, flaunt it?"

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