Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
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Dweron93
| 5
Don't drop the soap
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ImTheAlpha
| 30
One of my exes was made into a prison bitch... NOT a pleasant experience.
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Dweron93
| 5
Don't drop the soap
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Omit
| 4
Key and peele -lil Wayne in the showers hahaha
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CareFace
| 16
What if he dropped liquid soap... :o
Oh god, no... NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Oh god, no... NOOOOOO!!!!!!
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wowthatissad
| 9
You made me lol
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tjv3
| 10
Should have responded with "you remind me of the next person who I'm going to kill"
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xJessielynx
| 0
Made. My. Day. Lol
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lmao
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AninOnin
| 24
@94: What's even better, "You HAD a prison bitch, or you WERE a prison bitch? Sorry, my hearing isn't too great."
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biggestfan23
| 11
Ohhh he's gonna get ya OP
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nofearjenshere
| 12
He's gunna get you in the ass.
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LightningCactus
| 12
Woah, woah, we don't know that yet.
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SeaMen
| 3
Don't mind her, she's just accustomed to that phrase
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ninjafury101
| 2
Do not drop a red sock in his white wash.
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MetalxSoldier
| 26
Screw that, put your red sock in his white clothes. I'm pretty sure he'll think it's FABULOUS! He obviously likes men and will appreciate what you've done. Plus it will go with his booty shorts!
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DDDAze
| 4
I think you probably have the wrong idea of "white wash"
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jamesdscott44
| 6
Give him all of your change and leave. Now.
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mhopper
| 13
Run! Screw the clothes!
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yahoowizard
| 16
Screw the clothes or get screwed
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ImTheAlpha
| 30
One of my exes was made into a prison bitch... NOT a pleasant experience.
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stormghost
| 4
for whom?
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ImTheAlpha
| 30
Hmm?
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FYLminerocks
| 7
There's no love like prison love...
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
You're hiding something from us, OP.
It's obvious that you're the prison bitch he's talking about. Time to come clean. Go on and catch up with him, damn it!
It's obvious that you're the prison bitch he's talking about. Time to come clean. Go on and catch up with him, damn it!
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NickyK
| 25
No. Just no.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Eh, whatever. Thumb it down.
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Mariebaz
| 11
21- Whatever you wish, we shall do.
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nahgemoohc
| 17
Umm 42, your husband might want you to change your picture:p haha:)
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xdust
| 4
Thats funny man. Is that the flag from Guran Laggan?
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NickyK
| 25
Question. Why the booty shorts?
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nofearjenshere
| 12
Easy to take off for his prison bitches.
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igive
| 28
why not?
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ImaginaryFoe
| 0
Laundry day! All fashion faux pas are excused by laundry day.
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thatoneguy79
| 10
9) He lives by the creed, "If you've got it, flaunt it?"
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LuxAeterna_fml
| 0
"personal motto; clothing optional."
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Omit
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Yeah that happens alot to me too.