By Grant - 11/1/2013 00:51 - United States
Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML
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By  _streets_  |  19

When I was little my cousin told me that the name of the show I loved was actually called porn..lets just say the next day the worker at my daycare was very concerned when I said I liked watching porn and that it made me happy. Fyl op, I hope the teacher wasnt too big of a dick about the situation.

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  stzmel  |  7

The child is in kindergarten! I don't know how old you're supposed to be in the US, but in my country children around 3-4 years old go to our equivalent of kindergarten. I'd say it's pretty messed up if a 3 yo knew what blowjob meant.

By  _streets_  |  19

When I was little my cousin told me that the name of the show I loved was actually called porn..lets just say the next day the worker at my daycare was very concerned when I said I liked watching porn and that it made me happy. Fyl op, I hope the teacher wasnt too big of a dick about the situation.

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  ctina  |  15

29... It SHOULD be illegal since the only group of people you can legally hit is literally children, but yeah it's not illegal (maybe in Canada, idk)

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  jewwybeanzzz  |  10

I don't understand all the fuss over spanking a child who misbehave as her son has. I was spanked when I misbehaved (not like every time I screwed up but if it was severe enough to warrant it) and I have no "mental scars". in fact the thought that people think I might from it is complete ludicrous. it made me understand that there are consequences for my actions and I didn't want those consequences. I'm afraid of a world where a child is given a lollipop and a pat on the back instead of a spanking when they misbehave