By Grant - 11/01/2013 00:51 - United States

Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML
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_streets_ 19

When I was little my cousin told me that the name of the show I loved was actually called ****..lets just say the next day the worker at my daycare was very concerned when I said I liked watching **** and that it made me happy. Fyl op, I hope the teacher wasnt too big of a dick about the situation.

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Charmillionaire 13

I might add that it's a good thing the children don't know what that is, but with this generation... I just can't be too sure.

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yahoowizard 16

Murderers I understand, but chocolate haters?

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hiitisbrooke 28

It's weird I know, but I've never had a taste for chocolate either.

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chell1894 13

Have you tried white chocolate?

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vocaloidtiger 12

53 - Ehite chocolate isn't actually chocolate. No cocoa.

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Charmillionaire 13

I might add that it's a good thing the children don't know what that is, but with this generation... I just can't be too sure.

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S182 15

So what if they do know? Oh yeah... Forgot... Knowledge is the devil.

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stzmel 7

The child is in kindergarten! I don't know how old you're supposed to be in the US, but in my country children around 3-4 years old go to our equivalent of kindergarten. I'd say it's pretty messed up if a 3 yo knew what ******* meant.

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generalasskicker 12

That's hilarious

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Bravesfan319 11

Or.... She's a kindergartener and every kindergartener does embarrassing things, so she'll be fine?

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megpie20693 11

You just never know what kids will say these days. It could have been worse, you got lucky.

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iOceanus 18

Truly deserves the title of an,"Epic Troll."

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_streets_ 19

When I was little my cousin told me that the name of the show I loved was actually called ****..lets just say the next day the worker at my daycare was very concerned when I said I liked watching **** and that it made me happy. Fyl op, I hope the teacher wasnt too big of a dick about the situation.

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marlenoysis 7

Ouch. I hope the teacher believes you and they don't call CPS on you. Your boy needs a good spanking too tho.

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mistercrow 9

Sounds like they should be calling CPS on you because that disciplinary action is illegal in about 48 states and all Canada.

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Bravesfan319 11

No, it's uh.... It's not illegal. Just don't stop over the line from spanking to child abuse.

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ctina 15

29... It SHOULD be illegal since the only group of people you can legally hit is literally children, but yeah it's not illegal (maybe in Canada, idk)

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jewwybeanzzz 10

I don't understand all the fuss over spanking a child who misbehave as her son has. I was spanked when I misbehaved (not like every time I screwed up but if it was severe enough to warrant it) and I have no "mental scars". in fact the thought that people think I might from it is complete ludicrous. it made me understand that there are consequences for my actions and I didn't want those consequences. I'm afraid of a world where a child is given a lollipop and a pat on the back instead of a spanking when they misbehave

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buckdharma 37

Your son is a Goober and your daughter is a Raisinet.

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