Cars and Work: Right in the cussy

Right in the cussy

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 10:07 - Australia

Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 246

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By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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You deserved it 70 316

By Chops - 09/03/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place i had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. As I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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You deserved it 1 270

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 758

By Tuture - 30/04/2016 01:08 - France - Paris

Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 535

By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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You deserved it 2 236

Cough up

By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 11:00

Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML

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You deserved it 1 859

kaimt 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:02

Ouch.

Lolrus 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:07

#2, I believe some ppl vote YDI for the sake of voting YDI... OP, sue them?

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kaimt 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:02

Ouch.

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:05

wow that seems like a totally mature topic to talk about at work.. where do you work lmao? but anyways that really does suck :D how can people vote YDI? wtf she was parked...

Lolrus 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:07

#2, I believe some ppl vote YDI for the sake of voting YDI... OP, sue them?

Shimrra_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:09

how did you not know that it was your car that had been hit? or did you already know all about it? i worked at a grocery store and one day someone wasn't paying attention, backed clean into the car across from her. she drove off. her license plate didnt.

666midnight 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:12

Still you should of laughed it off, helps with the pain =P Just remember the song 'Always look on the bright side of life'

blargity 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:12

#4 probably because he/she was working when it happened

666midnight 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:15

#4 lol, women drivers.. =P

randomcomment321 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:16

ok so they walked into the kitchen you must be the chef at a resteraunt.... it has windows, but not in the kitchen so thats why they didnt know? i have no idea, but they didnt know because they were inside when it happened and the walls probably drowned out the sound... other than that i think its the funniest thing to happen so far, sorry for your loss, but hey... you got on tape, you can watch your car getting smashed again and again and again...

mf_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:19

#4, haha, "she drove off. her license plate didnt."

Zerenade 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:23

hey...you got everything on tape, so you'll be reimbursed quite nicely thanks to insurance. plus, you can laugh at it in the future when you get your new car! :D