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There's still a small chance they forgot...but if they didn't, that's just sad.
It's more than sad, if that coconut would cause anaphylaxis it's attempted murder. Maybe they're after your room OP?
or they are after your jobs OP. One for each!
Jeeeez, your roommates are pure evil, OP.
Just hit the bitch when she comes home
Melodramatic much?
Yeah, I'm fairly certain that could be considered a poisoning attempt. Have them arrested, they need to have their lives destroyed.
At least you realized it had coconut in it before you ate it.
The FML clearly stated that OP broke the cookie in half and discovered the coconut. Also, since the FML failed to mention having an allergic reaction from eating said cookies I think its a logical assumption that OP did not eat a cookie.
Who the **** breaks cookies in half before eating them though?
Maybe they knew, and still think you deserve it.
Gee, thanks for pointing that out. I doubt anyone else would have noticed that subtle suggestion in the FML.
41- The "You deserve it" stated in the FML was implied that it was a good job type of thing,like a reward .
#103, I had to thumb you up because of your icon. Zelda FTW.
Were the cookies still good?
I don't know man, allergic or not, coconut is always good
Hmm, risk death by allergic reaction just to try some cookies, or not try them and live to see your roommates suffer for this near successful poisoning.....I'll go with the latter, thanks.
Wow that was pretty mean. It was something that could have potentially gone very wrong too depending on how severe your allergies are.
That's just mean. You should get them back. All you need is a goat, maple syrup, justin bieber, and vaseline. Do with them what you will.
or choco-lax brownies!
I choose "lock them in a room and play music that they wish they were allergic to for 24h straight" option. Bonus if you tie them up and put it on headphones so you don't have to listen to it either, and they can't stop hearing it.
Yes, your roommates are irresponsible, you could have ended up in ER or worse if you had not paid attention. Whatever your relationship with them is, playing pranks on someone’s else health is downright dangerous and stupid. You should confront them about it. If they forgot, fair enough but it seems strange they’d pick the one flavor you allergic to. Stand up for yourself and make them realize that they should never pull a stunt like that again.
Wow what asses!!! U should go up to them & tell them the cookies were delicious to see if they react shocked... If they do then punch them in the face bc then they planned on causing you harm :)
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There's still a small chance they forgot...but if they didn't, that's just sad.
At least you realized it had coconut in it before you ate it.