By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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AntX2 1
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Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?

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allisawk 0
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My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?

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farmgirl 3
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YDI - only sluts and whores get their belly buttons pierced

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SeaMen 3
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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TheObnoxiousNarw 1
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136 is right. Freckles are racist and evil.

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PowerBalance_fml 2
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137: Are you stupid. Freckles at really hot and cute

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infaith 5

141 ... gross

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greeneyebeauty9 28
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I have freckles, assholes..

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rhyspiecesno8 18
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Why is FML so butthurt all the time. They're obviously joking. Get that dick out of your ass and lighten up

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futtgoredo 0
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so? you got your belly betton peirced too far to the left. this is not an fml

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AntX2 1
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Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?

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chaos753159 4
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He could tell the difference he pierced through the mark right?

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mike_i_am 0
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just lean to the side when you show people.. perhaps they won't notice it's off center

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ImAllFailure 0

Truthfully, that doesn't sound that bad. It's not like people will notice

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nativebacon 0
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#1 - STFU. (this coming from someone who does not have their belly button pierced)

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KingKralj 31
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what did he say?

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allisawk 0
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My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?

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chaos753159 4
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yeah really i mean he is a professional he probobly has a PHD so what the person above said

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joecoyote 0
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#1...alot of not sluts/whores get their belly button pierced...did you just go through a breakup and come here to vent your anger?

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mattiscool 0
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the sharpie mark? Jesus... stop asking which one he pierced. how do i know?

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LiveLoveLife_fml 0

Bright side: Your not as boring cause everyone else gets the center pierced ? Bright side? ahah but ehhhh

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