Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
orourkeda
Dublin, Ireland
Bad day #74746
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Mike
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
All shook up
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Better safe than sorry
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Anonymous
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Butt the shart won.
Killz268 18
the only thing I hate more than a presentation. is a damn shart.
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mermaidkeels 26
Must have been a shitty presentation then.
Hildy93 21
Hey take a lap.
Thatissarcastic 17
The pun most certainly was.
incoherentrmblr 22
Hope your name is William Shatner...
jaykruz90 13
What?
Killz268 18
the only thing I hate more than a presentation. is a damn shart.
Jeffo193 13
I'm sorry for hijacking your high comment, but did anybody else read the last sentence to the tune of The Clash's "I fought the law"?
ohSNAPyall 27
That's the idea.
Thatissarcastic 17
That's what I said before too, but it has nothing to do with tc #22 ;-; for shame
americanafrican 32
only thing i hate more than a shart, is a shart while wearing shorts
Hildy93 21
Say goodbye to that pair of pants.......
potato_meat 12
Oh man what if it rolled down his leg and just plopped onto the floor..
jaspinkgrl01 18
The shart thought that it would do better for the presentation
NthDakotaBeaches 12
You need to practice clenching more.
SubparAtBest 23
he'd never make it in prison
Zigstyle308 18
That sucks man, hope it didn't smell to bad.
Enslaved 38
Butt the shart won.
gogo44444 28
You lost the battle but the war has just begun!
bulletsinthewind 21
Oh shit, that sucks OP. Did anyone see or notice anything?
pandasauresrex 13
blame the dog, move to Australia, change your name to Edward And get a new pair of pants.