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Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML


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On 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm - work - by I hate my job (woman) - United States

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I'll take a polyjuice potion and a blueberry muffin.

#1 - On 06/08/2013 at 8:50pm by newburton13

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You're such a muggle. The secret menu is only visible to wizards and witches.

#7 - On 06/08/2013 at 8:53pm by notjanedoe

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