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Today, after my coworker bought coffee for me for the fifth time, I thanked him and asked him why. Apparently it's the only way to get me to shut up in the morning so he can get work done. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12059) - you deserved it (35133)

On 03/07/2013 at 8:44am - work - by coffee - United States

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At least he's honest. Now try shutting your mouth every now and again.

#2 - On 03/07/2013 at 12:45pm by greenie213

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Maybe you should get the hint, stop whining and enjoy your warm cup of shut the fuck up.

#10 - On 03/07/2013 at 12:50pm by Pleonasm

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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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