By jroberts


Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
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  KingDingALing  |  9

#32 is correct. You have to learn the rules of the internet.

The most important rule of the internet is:

Never flirt with someone you don't know.
It may very well be a fat man, sitting on his chair, eating a big bag of UTZ potatoe chips (Salt & Vinegar of course :D), trying to get your address so that he can come stalk you, and possibly rape you.

And that was your daily internet fact of the day. Brought to you by Ling-Ling.

  DocBastard  |  38

BAHAHAHA that's not the first rule of the internet, you silly git. The first rule of the internet is:

Women are men. Men are little boys. Little boys are FBI agents.

I know it looks like three rules, but trust me, it's one.

  KingDingALing  |  9

Are you implying that there's something wrong with being a sick, dirty, twisted fuck?

Shit, more then half of the people here are sick, dirty, twisted fucks. There's a sick, dirty, twisted fuck in all of us! :D
That includes you, Doc. >:)