Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
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Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I made a pot of chili. My wife came home, sniffed the air, and said, "You're sleeping in the guest room until you eat all that chili. You fart like a trucker and I can't sleep." FML
Today, a long day of work and a bad day for my mental health, I tried to relax with my wife, a movie, and a soda. After returning from using the bathroom, I took a swig to discover a particularly odorous stink bug had snuck into the can, now my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
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Top comments
w2z1 0
That poor wife...
sweet_candy_ 17
Ewww I can't believe you said that smell made you hungry.
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Comments (108)
stephanie911_fml 0
Nasty!!!! take a shower!
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
we all forget sometimes
Quasar55_fml 18
Indeed. But how do you explain YOUR pic ? I don't think it's for style, so I would be curious to hear what you have to say :-)
xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0
ew poopy
terranman 4
yeah bro take a shower, use some body wash
daysgoby902 6
that's so gross
daysgoby902 6
I don't get it
AnonymousTroll 2
Yeah, and my body odor smells like a cheese steak sub. Take a shower and get a snack, problem solved.
exotica_fml 6
ahhh gross. take a shower & use deodorant
Lucie_love 4
Well at least you didnt smell fish
Perksofbeingawal 0
Dude, ew.
w2z1 0
That poor wife...
Brannie 4
do you smell what the Rock is cooking?! :D
TheKingofdaNerds 0
He's Dwayne Johnson now. The Rock doesn't exist anymore. *starts sobbing*
wikkedphuka 0
disney takes ur soul lol n i faved this one lol
abi96 0
one word. shower.
talktomandybaby 8
that was 3……
jtmcmahon586 0
actually I'm pretty sure "shower" is only 1 word.
ImNinja 0
only from a bieber fan
Immersion 0
Lynx Potato
sweet_candy_ 17
Ewww I can't believe you said that smell made you hungry.
youfailed18 0
I wish my body odor smelled like some sort of food! Like a Snickers!
youfailed18 0
I wish my body odor smelled like some sort of food! Like a Snickers or something.
fleh 0
that's gross
theblackhannah 0
#9- I know right! Or something fruity like a starburst!
Immersion 0
I'd want to smell like cat food so I can get some pussy. win!
Bobissmall 13
You can't say "win" to your own comment. You fail at the internet. Please leave.
luckyluke2000 2
lol
lobojojo 1
I would agree smelling like some kind of fruit would be fun :p
KingDingALing 9
#32 is correct. You have to learn the rules of the internet. The most important rule of the internet is: Never flirt with someone you don't know. It may very well be a fat man, sitting on his chair, eating a big bag of UTZ potatoe chips (Salt & Vinegar of course :D), trying to get your address so that he can come stalk you, and possibly rape you. And that was your daily internet fact of the day. Brought to you by Ling-Ling.
DocBastard 38
BAHAHAHA that's not the first rule of the internet, you silly git. The first rule of the internet is: Women are men. Men are little boys. Little boys are FBI agents. I know it looks like three rules, but trust me, it's one.
banana_buddy 6
LOL @ 23, that is win, why is everyone giving ths guy thumbs downs?
KingDingALing 9
So then doesn't that make everyone a homosexual pedophile, Doc?
DocBastard 38
Yes. Yes it does. Except me. You sick, dirty, twisted *****.
KingDingALing 9
Are you implying that there's something wrong with being a sick, dirty, twisted ****? Shit, more then half of the people here are sick, dirty, twisted *****. There's a sick, dirty, twisted **** in all of us! :D That includes you, Doc. >:)