Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML
Today, while at work as a digital personal shopper at Walmart I was done picking, so I went to go put the cart away. I ended up hitting a coworker because she was crouched down cleaning something. I felt so bad and now I’m scared I’m going to get fired. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.
xbrit551 13
Bitch slap her!
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Comments (132)
xbrit551 13
Bitch slap her!
tw1st3r 2
#20- Should I give you an hand to show you how it feels? OP hope your hand gets better!
Keyman1212 14
****, this is from the United States. $20 says the bitch was morbidly obese and had a handicap parking pass from it. My mother with stage four cancer has to park out in the boonies and shuffle her way to the entrance, but Patty, who just got 100 chicken nuggets from Micky D's, can park her car up front and waddle her lard ass up to a motorized scooter. We reward and encourage fat ***** in this county. So sad, so sad... Edit: keep in mind I'm from the South, where most of the fatty's reside. And yes, Texas does consider Obesity to be a Handicap worthy thing.
GoW_Chick 15
So being fat is a handicap now? What is happening to the world
Keyman1212 14
According to the CDC, 64% of Handicapped drivers in Texas are defined as handicapped solely based upon being obese. I don't want to live on this planet any more.
causticgirl 6
Exactly!! When my mom was going through chemo - which was right next to the main hospital- there was always some fattie leaving their car in the cancer center parking because it was closer. I'd have to drop her off and park in BFE for every chemo session. Then we'd see the fattie getting in their car when we were leaving. Unbelievable!!
dumboears 8
Maybe that person also had cancer.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
The doctors would remove the fat to get to the cancer. They're just lazy *****. Dismantle the rascals!!!
tjv3 10
What nationality was she??
baconstrips 12
Nooooooo take it like a man and continue on with life
Xathanos 16
Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.
markrs 0
Revenge is never the answer...next thing you know there'll be a worker Vs. motorized vehicle showdown in the store parking lot!
yahoowizard 16
Cue the "I've fallen and can't get up" commercial
THE_A_TEEN 28
*Enter "You need 'life-alert'" voice..
girl112891 7
If only carts wheels were slashable.
MatthewDmerrill 5
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha made me laugh so much.
dav3800 7
Should've knocked her off and then run over her. Suffice to say, make it her day.
xxkimmyt 9
Ouch, that mustve hurt.
fuzz97 23
OMG NO WAI!!1
Xathanos 16
Nope, it didn't because OP has hands made of steel.
Michael_92 20
Nah most people love getting their hands crushed...of course it hurt!!!! Dumbass
Torva_fml 16
Aren't those reserved for the fat people that are too lazy too walk through the store.
Insomniasenemy 6
Way to point put out the obvious #3.
AssassinsCRB 0
No shit sherlock
onlychildFTW 34
Chase after her and throw the cans at her you were putting on the shelves. It'll teach her to be nicer and AT least say sorry. She sounds like one fat bitch to laugh at that.
CalCommando 6
"Sorry ma'am, I slipped and... just kidding, your an asswipe."
dumboears 8
The FML doesn't say she was fat.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Only fat people and decrepid old farts ride power chairs.
yearcity 0
fat should walk or starve
OhMinty 5
Oh no shes fat
stormer461 13
I just hope the cart isn't damaged from that unexpected speed bump.
KittyJay 3
well she's in a wheelchair... can't be that hard to get back at her... just as long as you don't mind losing your job.
Pentium_4 27
and possibly sued...gotta be so careful nowadays
darkmis1 18
Actually she's in a motorized scooter. A lot of Stores have those for their customers. For all we know, she could be one if those people who is just too fat and lazy to walk around on their own.
perdix 31
She probably thought it was funny that your were stalking a shelf. Typical perverts stalk nubile, young women.
MikeDa1Da 14
I want to thumb down your comment, but I can't because you're Perdix.
perdix 31
That's OK. Some people just don't like silly puns.
desireev 18
^^^ This just made me Lol!
zephyrum 0
I don't get how it's funny o .O
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
It's a play on the word stock. You know stock, and stalk sound slightly similar.
lrgenesis 19
Hmm this isn't bad enough to be fyl or stupid enough to be ydi… I'm stuck here...
Troll_spray 6
Don't think to hard now....
THE_A_TEEN 28
FYL because I know how customers act. I hated working at Taco Bell because of douchebags like that lady...
Michael_92 20
You got this man....just think hard. Use your thinker cap.
Dannyfacee 6
Wow, kinda rude. You shoulda stood up for yourself a little better and maybe the bitch wouldn't have laughed about it.
braddah112233 1
FINALLY!!!! A REAL COMMENT!!!! Haha
zephyrum 0
Then he woulda lost his job xD
braddah112233 1
Funny shit..... You gotta love old people!!!!
Troll_spray 6
I actually hate old people. Always so damn slow!
Troll_spray 6
Never met my mom. So no she didn't teach me that.