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Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22663) - you deserved it (2196)

On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.

#2 - On 01/11/2012 at 2:56am by Xathanos

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Bitch slap her!

#1 - On 01/11/2012 at 2:54am by xbrit551

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