Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
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Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML
Today, while at work as a digital personal shopper at Walmart I was done picking, so I went to go put the cart away. I ended up hitting a coworker because she was crouched down cleaning something. I felt so bad and now I’m scared I’m going to get fired. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
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Xathanos 16
Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.
xbrit551 13
Bitch slap her!
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Comments (132)
PYLrulz 17
If an old lady, just chalk it up to bad eyesight, old age, and maybe a touch of dementia. If one of those 400 pound cows who are too damn lazy to do anything, bitchslapping is not only recommended, but should be required.
bitter3ulogy 0
Bitch you're giving me the f*cking clap ~FIR
Pelreskovich 11
Our society finds others' pain amusing and funny, to a certain extent. Now is when you start to modify a different motorized cart to be a death machine, and patiently wait for her to return to the store.
acidburnz1107 10
Y was ur hand on the floor if u where stocking shelves? Lazy much jk
raphanne_fml 33
Acidburnz... your brain?
Mitch_Connor 11
Let's see her be cheeky when you turn her into a quadriplegic.
yesyesnonono 10
Push her over and give her the shit stain for being a fat bitch
Cryptic_Equinox 0
Shove a broom through her back tires. Laugh as she barrels down the isle. Revenge at its finest.
Okayitwasme 0
Had a handicap lady knock my grocery cart. She Hit my twin babies in it! Did it twice, then I went ape shit on her! I went to a different isle and she followed me! I had to call the manager. Woman was nuts!
samanthajonesdru 1
Oh please. As if any of you would flip a lady in a wheelchair. Nobody has the balls to do that. Easy for you to sit there and say: "I would..." but i doubt any of you would actually do it being put in that situation yourself. You'd get sued and most likely end up on the news with: "And todays new we have a guy who flipped a lady in a wheelchair...what was he thinking?" Then you will forever dubbed as The Man Who Flipped Wheelchair Lady. Nobody will care that she ran your hand over.
Dcm210 19
that customer should be banned.
22jrdn55 15
and that employee should get a raise! oh wait, they don't care about their employees. OP- next time she's around, just "prank" her 8]