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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By klm878 - 13/11/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By cero_kewl - 05/03/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 02:01

Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML

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Xathanos 16

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:56

Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.

xbrit551 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:54

Bitch slap her!

Comments

PYLrulz 17

Wednesday 11 January 2012 11:40

If an old lady, just chalk it up to bad eyesight, old age, and maybe a touch of dementia. If one of those 400 pound cows who are too damn lazy to do anything, bitchslapping is not only recommended, but should be required.

bitter3ulogy 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 11:54

Bitch you're giving me the f*cking clap ~FIR

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 11 January 2012 13:14

Our society finds others' pain amusing and funny, to a certain extent. Now is when you start to modify a different motorized cart to be a death machine, and patiently wait for her to return to the store.

acidburnz1107 10

Wednesday 11 January 2012 13:32

Y was ur hand on the floor if u where stocking shelves? Lazy much jk

raphanne_fml 33

Wednesday 11 January 2012 14:45

Acidburnz... your brain?

Mitch_Connor 11

Wednesday 11 January 2012 13:55

Let's see her be cheeky when you turn her into a quadriplegic.

yesyesnonono 10

Wednesday 11 January 2012 14:10

Push her over and give her the shit stain for being a fat bitch

Cryptic_Equinox 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 14:20

Shove a broom through her back tires. Laugh as she barrels down the isle. Revenge at its finest.

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 14:24

Had a handicap lady knock my grocery cart. She Hit my twin babies in it! Did it twice, then I went ape shit on her! I went to a different isle and she followed me! I had to call the manager. Woman was nuts!

samanthajonesdru 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 14:58

Oh please. As if any of you would flip a lady in a wheelchair. Nobody has the balls to do that. Easy for you to sit there and say: "I would..." but i doubt any of you would actually do it being put in that situation yourself. You'd get sued and most likely end up on the news with: "And todays new we have a guy who flipped a lady in a wheelchair...what was he thinking?" Then you will forever dubbed as The Man Who Flipped Wheelchair Lady. Nobody will care that she ran your hand over.