Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML
Today, while at work as a digital personal shopper at Walmart I was done picking, so I went to go put the cart away. I ended up hitting a coworker because she was crouched down cleaning something. I felt so bad and now I’m scared I’m going to get fired. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.
xbrit551 13
Bitch slap her!
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Comments (132)
AmyAgel 0
Hahahahahaha well the customers are always right!!
AmbrosiaWriter 17
There's a website devoted to how very wrong they usually are, you should look it up :D.
edfd3212 1
Did you catch her cart number?
bdubbstheman 5
Fat bitches
bighood24 17
Dropkick her off the cart and laugh
Mkbitch 2
You should have moved when you heard her coming. She probably did it on purpose.
ibebrandy 4
That lady would have been on the floor, then I would run over her hand, see how she likes it.
Jasonf6 0
I woulda knocked the **** out of her cart. From some fat bitch who is too fat to walk.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Something would've mysteriously fell off the shelf and hit her in head.
poopsiclesss 5
So much for us respecting the handicaps..
Jizzle11 0
Hahahahaha that's funny