Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.
xbrit551 13
Bitch slap her!
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Comments (132)
SheepShoop_fml 20
Customers can be some of the nicest people. They can also be some of the biggest buttheads. I'm sorry that you had to deal with the latter, and I hope your hand is okay.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ahh, so I see you've met the grandma of Murderface.
ckhid_fml 0
i wouldve seriousllly flipped her over!
acid_moose 7
I would have just said "you know what, i'm gonna be the bigger man here and WALK away"
MwahFMLS 6
I'm not usually the "grammar nazi" type, but I can't help but notice there was no period at the end of your "When i alerted her what she had done" sentence, it's bothering me too much..
GoW_Chick 15
But there is a period after that sentence if I'm not mistaken.
MwahFMLS 6
My apologies, my cat was distracting me. I meant a comma. But I read it over again and I suppose it's decent, OP wins..
naddification 7
Correction: "A woman in a motorized cart had clearly seen me, yet ran over my hand."
badam_fml 6
what a B***
Jewnut 0
It probably hurt really bad considering she was most likely extremely obese
HandsomeRatch 20
It sucks that people who work in stores, restaurants, etc. can't cuss out douchebag costumers like that without getting fired.
wholikesbacon 9
Sounds like shes taking her cart for granted. :)