Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
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Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML
Today, while at work as a digital personal shopper at Walmart I was done picking, so I went to go put the cart away. I ended up hitting a coworker because she was crouched down cleaning something. I felt so bad and now I’m scared I’m going to get fired. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.
xbrit551 13
Bitch slap her!
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Comments (132)
Pentium_4 27
so you must work at Wal-Mart?
ladiesman219 4
Flip her over or push her off then laugh and say" who the bigger one now"
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
^ Watch out, we got a badass over here.
itztrouble94 1
im wit runnen over ppls hands wit a motorized cart all day lol..u gotta admit dat duz sound fun
JapMASTER5000 0
What language are you speaking?
Jaxx66 21
Oh no. >_< he's here too! It's like a bad horror movie, no matter how fast you run- they always catch up!
THE_A_TEEN 28
My brain just took a cyanide pill and shot itself from reading your illiterate comments. Please RE-TAKE A GRAMMAR CLASS, OR STOP TYPING WITH YOUR ARSE HAIRS.
KaoriStarr 3
It seems like it would take more energy "To typ lyk dis" than it would to just type normally.. o.O
Pentium_4 27
right as i was starting to believe in humanity again..... *a wild dumbass comment appears*
ICATiger 13
They see me rolling, they hating
BellaMarta 19
They see me trolling, They hating, mods got a problem with me trolling and posting dirty.
nucky_fml 5
Trying to catch me ridin' dirty
Pentium_4 27
i know in their hearts they think i'm so white and nerdy
auddylynne 0
Bahaha! That's great!!!
BellaMarta 19
They see me trolling, they hating. Mods got a problem with me trolling and posting dirty
Airman1988 9
Be thankful she didn't have a fatter ass than she did or your hand very well may have been a pancake.
zaza_x_fml 5
That was revenge for the other day when you stepped out the car, oblivious of her presence, and announced how great it is to walk. (reference to an older fml before someone thinks I'm a nutcase !)
Nolnah 14
bitches ant shit!
jonsey974 3
Push the cart over, get the last laugh
mistersheezy 7
I think I would've taken the rest of the day off
GoW_Chick 15
Cut her brakes on the cart while she's not looking OP, then see who's laughing.