Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at our work's Christmas party, our manager got completely trashed and let it slip that our branch is closing. Some of us will be transferred, but about 2/3 of us, including the manager, will be fired on the 1st of January FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I was informed that- despite an already skeletal staff- my supervisor is leaving the company. Tomorrow. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Today, my boss complained about how his performance bonus is too small, as he expected it to be the total amount accrued rather than a percentage. He also made the decision to not give any of the employees profit sharing this year, because the company didn't beat the budgeted increase in profits. FML
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skata 4
what kind of asshole votes this as you deserved it?
SunnyUserName123 5
Time to start hookin :)
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SunnyUserName123 5
Time to start hookin :)
Naomimi_fml 6
Merry Christmas!!!!
leogirl95 12
6- Grrrrr I was going to comment that...
Keyman1212 14
Are you suggesting OP be a professional fisherman? Or are you suggesting prostitution? Cause those two pretty much the same.
graham11 14
At least he give OP some notice ahead of time.. Better than on December 31st! Hey there's a positive!! :)
jwade11 12
Seems that's happening to a lot of people recently
skata 4
what kind of asshole votes this as you deserved it?
AdrianEC 15
Probably the same assholes that thumb up wimpy and/or deserved posts.
cheeseboy77 0
also known as trolls/idiots
Krulin 8
I think some people just vote "ydi" on everything to bump up their badge score or something.
ColdplaySucks 18
There's always that chance you accidentally chose the wrong one. Of course, if you honestly think OP deserved it then that qualifies you as asshole.
EvilPotato 15
2 a big, hairy one?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Trust me, people will find REDICULOUS reasons to vote ydi. I know a few: Ydi for having a PS3/X-Box/Wii/console, going to McDonalds, going to wal-mart, "spending rediculous amount's of money where I found a place where they have it cheap", being gay, for having a cat/dog, (most recently) for doing christmas stuff in november. Honestly, people vote because they disagree with something mentioned, read it wrong, insensitive, or just plain ass-faces.
sheethapins 13
31 These creatures, once considered rare, are sometimes considered "pests" and other times considered "little helpers," similar to how people view spiders. Like arachnids, they prey on weaker entities that often are captured by the trolls traps, though there are also scavenging trolls who take advantage of creatures already trapped or weakened by other trolls. There is no known sure fire way of getting rid of these household trolls, though if you apply what you know about them and think like a troll, you may have a chance at better understanding these interesting beings and thus learning to live with them rather than trying to wipe them out. STT. Save The Trolls.
Muslimgal92 0
I am a proud "you deserve it" thumb up!!
skata 4
49- no a goatsie
tsim_fml 0
Quit while you still can and act like you were too good for them
SillyFart 7
How the hell will that help op.
silvercamaro 22
Why would he do that he's gotta collect the last of his paychecks and save them while he's lookin for a new job
Castiell_fml 0
Aww unlucky :(
death_dolphin24 0
Looks like Wal Mart will get new employees!
getoustahere 7
More like McDonald's. XP
Okayitwasme 0
That store is banned from my life. I would never recommend anyone working there! Costco is where it's at!
Lanceeden 12
Fyl and your coworkers. Times are tough, and a lot of other people are in this situation.
THEKAISER 4
At least its not a membership to the jelly of the month club
silvercamaro 22
Haha I remember that movie followed by the biggest diss to a boss ever
strech1012 0
That movies is great lol
HeatherFeatherB 31
But it's the gift that keeps on giving.
Proughboy 7
How in the Hell could you possibly deserve that?
HITide76808 0
"Tis the season to be sucky" sorry 2 hear that
graham11 14
Well that's a cynical approach to the holidays! Merry Christmas to you too!
cBlackout 13
Merry christmas!
natashax21 5
And have a happy new year!