Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at our work's Christmas party, our manager got completely trashed and let it slip that our branch is closing. Some of us will be transferred, but about 2/3 of us, including the manager, will be fired on the 1st of January FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I was informed that- despite an already skeletal staff- my supervisor is leaving the company. Tomorrow. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Today, my boss complained about how his performance bonus is too small, as he expected it to be the total amount accrued rather than a percentage. He also made the decision to not give any of the employees profit sharing this year, because the company didn't beat the budgeted increase in profits. FML
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skata 4
what kind of asshole votes this as you deserved it?
SunnyUserName123 5
Time to start hookin :)
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CTM0 3
Who do you work for, the Americans? Don't worry... in about ten years the Chinese will enslave us and we will work in coal mines to pay off our governments debt. So you will eventually be working no matter what.
soulofnature 8
I feel your pain. Last year around the holidays I was promised a raise and promotion by not only my head manager, but also the district manager. The DM said it would go into effect after the holiday season. When I asked him about it in January, he said it wasn't going to happen because the company was closing the store in 2 weeks. He also told everyone we'd get severance but that wasn't true either. It was so frustrating! Hope you find a new, better job soon.
dwsgirl 8
Did you find a better job? If not, best luck to the both of you! I'm really sorry to hear that.
lilpowers 3
You could always open up your own **** farm.
hurrican_fml 0
Merry cristmas
Lahariim 8
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
bde1015 7
happy holidays!!!