Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at our work's Christmas party, our manager got completely trashed and let it slip that our branch is closing. Some of us will be transferred, but about 2/3 of us, including the manager, will be fired on the 1st of January FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, I was informed that- despite an already skeletal staff- my supervisor is leaving the company. Tomorrow. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Today, my boss complained about how his performance bonus is too small, as he expected it to be the total amount accrued rather than a percentage. He also made the decision to not give any of the employees profit sharing this year, because the company didn't beat the budgeted increase in profits. FML
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skata 4
what kind of asshole votes this as you deserved it?
SunnyUserName123 5
Time to start hookin :)
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Comments (76)
pnutbudajelly 0
Welcome to life. Happened to my office a year ago. Good luck.
FarSide 23
So.... to make up for the lost bonus, just "find" a few laptops laying around before you leave...
strech1012 0
That sucks. But it reminds me of the movie Christmas vacation
shrdlu 28
I got laid off from a retail job on Xmas eve. Not everybody there or the temps, just me.
zecagle 0
Hmm..sounds promising.
mizunwantedxx 0
that exact thing happened to me last year :( sorry op. you'll find something better!
AliCat18 12
wow im sorry! that sucks. You deserve a major bonus for hearing that kinda news!
feno_fml 0
Ouch.
Okayitwasme 0
Get your boss to give you an amazing reference! One that will guarantee you a new job! Stay positive OP.
xinlovex96 0
Aaa