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Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML


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On 12/11/2010 at 2:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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haha how old are you OP? If you're in high school pizza delivery isn't a bad job

#2 - On 12/11/2010 at 10:10am by RachelBerry

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That was very presumptuous of her. I know a few people who actually paid for college by delivering pizzas...what's to say that OP isn't doing that as well? Even if she's not, it was still impolite of the woman to say that while OP was in earshot.

#8 - On 12/11/2010 at 10:14am by TheCountess

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