By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 17:30

Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess.The first thing my son said was "Did you bring pizza?" FML
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Well...did you?

"Did you keep the house clean and tidy? No? Well I 'didn't bring pizza', either. Now get cleaning while I eat my Meat Feast flat bread before it goes cold."

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"Did you keep the house clean and tidy? No? Well I 'didn't bring pizza', either. Now get cleaning while I eat my Meat Feast flat bread before it goes cold."

Well...did you?

Sometimes you need to bring a belt

Why didn’t you have pizza? You should order some pizza and bask in the slacker lifestyle. You might find the work required to keep a clean house is just not worth it.

wow! he sure must like those panties!

How old is your kid?? Hire a babysitter next time you go away seeing as he can't be trusted

Why’d he assume you brought pizza??? Whenever someone from my family comes back from a trip the first question we ask is did you bring chocolate because you can bring chocolate from wherever you were but a pizza would just get ruined

Wow! What an ungrateful little jerk!

it would have been juniors day to clean. and he better be buying you pizza