By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 17:30

Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 831
You deserved it 350

Same thing different taste

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"Did you keep the house clean and tidy? No? Well I 'didn't bring pizza', either. Now get cleaning while I eat my Meat Feast flat bread before it goes cold."

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"Did you keep the house clean and tidy? No? Well I 'didn't bring pizza', either. Now get cleaning while I eat my Meat Feast flat bread before it goes cold."

Why didn’t you have pizza? You should order some pizza and bask in the slacker lifestyle. You might find the work required to keep a clean house is just not worth it.

How old is your kid?? Hire a babysitter next time you go away seeing as he can't be trusted

weaboo 12

Why’d he assume you brought pizza??? Whenever someone from my family comes back from a trip the first question we ask is did you bring chocolate because you can bring chocolate from wherever you were but a pizza would just get ruined

Blunt person 16

Wow! What an ungrateful little jerk!

it would have been juniors day to clean. and he better be buying you pizza