Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
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Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML
Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML
Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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RachelBerry_fml 5
haha how old are you OP? If you're in high school pizza delivery isn't a bad job
TheCountess 4
That was very presumptuous of her. I know a few people who actually paid for college by delivering pizzas...what's to say that OP isn't doing that as well? Even if she's not, it was still impolite of the woman to say that while OP was in earshot.
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tykiej 0
She is right. While we need someone to deliver the pizzas, it is always more noble to better yourself with an education.
quraishakrueger 4
well tell the mother that without people like you, they wouldnt have anyone to deliver pizzas for them. :)
lil_chris_305 0
i would have told her i work for pizza delivery when im not for an example polic days u dont work then work for pizza
DoWorkBro 4
How does the mother think like that!! Maybe this pizza guy needed a job to save up for collage.
DocBastard 40
Those collages are very expensive, as are scrapbooks and most other art projects. Sounds like you need some collage.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Obviously he meant collagen, as collage makes no sense here! Doc, its obvious the op is suffering from a severe collagen deficiency! I hope there's a such thing as that or I'll feel even stupider.. Oh well And you don't need college to learn to spell college... You probably won't get into college if you send in a collage application, unless it's an art school. Pretty sure you learn 'bout college in elementary school...
generalasskicker 12
that started off with quality Trolling but then it degraded in to something logical
Zebidee 9
Who is to say that this isn't how OP is paying his way through college? Even if this is someone's regular job, she's a pretentious bitch for saying so.
Ismellwin 0
My thoughts exactly.
Jmmcclure 0
I would have punched her in the face
elghs2001 0
and you have anger problem. in the words of Billy Madison... THAT'S ASSAULT BROTHA
kingbootysmack 0
hi. haha
mintcar 10
Wow, the mom is a bitch for making such a comment. Did the thought cross her mind that you may possibly be doing this as a way to pay for school fees and such? As a Biology major, my schedule is too demanding to have the option to work. But I understand why many people choose to do so. Even If this is a full time job and you're not in college, the mom had no right to be so judgmental.
CaptSkippy 9
Zith bill gates didn't drop out of highschool he dropped out of harvard I know because I wrote a paper on him
DocBastard 40
Did you use any punctuation in said essay?
Angele72 0
Why would she say that and why does the first person alwaysss say first they know there gonna get mod.