Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
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Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML
Today, I came home from a long business trip. I walked in the front door to see my house was a complete mess. The first thing my son said was, "Did you bring pizza?" FML
Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
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Top comments
RachelBerry_fml 5
haha how old are you OP? If you're in high school pizza delivery isn't a bad job
TheCountess 4
That was very presumptuous of her. I know a few people who actually paid for college by delivering pizzas...what's to say that OP isn't doing that as well? Even if she's not, it was still impolite of the woman to say that while OP was in earshot.
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Comments (78)
zarii 0
she was muttering, its not her fault u have good ears...! :P
sopheak 0
LOL
sopheak 0
I delivered pizza while I was going to college. some people are just stupid. I actually know someone that has a master degree and is delivering pizza for extra money. well paid at the right store
MoNercy 10
I hate parents that do that. Using other people as examples of what not to be/do. That's the sort of attitude that creates a social divide and make some feel like they're better than others. That mother had no idea what circumstances surrounded the OP that put him in that job. It could be that he's currently studying and needs the extra spending money, he could be working a second job, he could just like the idea of job where you get to drive around, or it could honestly be just the best thing that's he's got going for him at the moment. But who is she, or anyone else for that matter, to judge?
Zebidee 9
A good comeback would have been "And raising your kids on a diet of pizza is why you should learn to cook!"
AdobeAlf 2
^^Win, I wish the pizza guy actually said that.
TheHotChoclatee 0
Awwww
kiakia0131 23
FYL OP. Lots of people are paying their way through school by getting part time jobs like delivering pizzas. And even if you didn't go to college someone has to deliver pizzas...a job is a job. Even the so called "dirty jobs" or "drop out" jobs are necessary for our society to function properly.
Domo_Arigato7 3
So mean, but so funny XD
SamadAgha 0
I know people with masters degrees who are delivering pizza... the economy is shi*t
justbigbs 6
# 18 is right, just because you deliver pizza you dumb, that is a dumb phrase. Pizza delivery is a job, just like any job if you're good at it you make more money, if you bad maybe not. You could have a degree or not, with the economy the way it is its better to have a job than sleeping in the streets. Just like someone said before some of them many 600-800 a week. I work full time with a decent pay and 600-800 is more than what I make a week. These days it doesn't even matter if you have a degree is who you know not what you know. I had a few interviews for a "better" job, and you still have to deal with lots of bs and politics, thats before I even get to step in the door. I laugh at people who over spend their 6 figure salaries and still in debt.