Transportation: Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate...

By dm206 - 10/06/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML

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By Casey W - 13/03/2017 12:00

Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML

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By calidumbass - 14/01/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML

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By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By LicenseLoser - 13/11/2018 15:30

Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML

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By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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By Unlucky. - 16/10/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Cody - 30/04/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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kmfyr 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:10

Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O

myk13 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:24

Can't you put your plates on by yourself?

Comments

wowfmlife 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:04

hahaha ironic

NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:08

I live in Maryland and u have to have two lisence plates

mfeb74 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:53

yes you do

Torunn 13

Saturday 10 September 2011 15:38

Yeah...Thanks, but OP already said that...

HairyPunisher 27

Sunday 8 April 2012 2:25

OP said that. Dumbass. Oh and it's "license."

suckager 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:09

Haha wow

fireandice92 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:10

Lmao fyl

kmfyr 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:10

Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O

hanic101 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:11

Gottf

KumoFF7 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:15

YDI

DuotonedRainbow 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:16

i'm from maryland too, but live in florida. i think i might register my car as a florida one when my plate expires, so i can out a customized one on the front. =] that sucks hard core, but you know.. had that shit coming. boo. :( & #2, the OP already knew that. thats.. why they said it was illegal. and were going to go get one.