Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML
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Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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kmfyr 0
Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O
myk13 0
Can't you put your plates on by yourself?
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Comments (115)
Velorium 0
That sucks. Anybody who says YDI needs to get the stick out of their ass. Front plates look retarded and it's what cops typically aim for with their speed radars.
um_duh 0
Think of it as you were lucky for 2 years...
pleasetryagain 0
#12- no matter how ridiculous the law is, the OP was still blatantly breaking it and for TWO YEARS. It's a simple fix. There's no excuse for that amount of time, unless they were in prison or tied up in a kidnapper's basement the whole time.
MHB155 0
better late than never lol
Kimba_Sprite 0
That sucks. Something similar actually happened to me and my friends recently. Two years though...? YDI.
chiodosluvr 0
hahah. dumass. why would you not have one despite it being illegal. YDI
ASUdec 0
See what happens when you decide to do the right thing. You should have just left it alone.
martron3000 5
"You fought the law, and the law won!"
bahahaha 0
if you kept getting pulled over, why the hell didn't you do this earlier? YDI for being an uncaring asshole.
jacqui_matznick 17
You most definitely read the post wrong RE-READ it.
Lolitajv 0
YDI for not following the rules. It took you two years to do something about it. That's your fault.