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By youfuckingslut - / Sunday 11 November 2012 19:11 / United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 March 2010 16:46 / United States

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

By b3ardown23 / Wednesday 7 September 2011 01:14 / United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

By alyssac11 / Tuesday 25 May 2010 04:55 / United States
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Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

By jimmyt420 - / Sunday 29 November 2009 09:33 / United States
FML - The follow-up
lentkaysi Say more :
wow thanks for all the comments guys! yes, my luck in this case was awful. for those wondering, I did pay my insurance. the issue wasn't non payment. I just bought my car less than a month ago. Progressive, my company, never informed me of the photo inspection with new cars and since this is my first new car I had no idea. They chose their sole form of communication through postal service. Never received...
By lentkaysi - / Thursday 10 September 2015 22:55 / United States - Syracuse

Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML

By frmitalywithlove - / Tuesday 11 January 2011 04:11 / United States

  Today, I was sexiled. So that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML

By janie / Friday 30 January 2009 23:17 / United States
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