Today, for the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML

By likearacehorse - / Tuesday 12 February 2013 22:58 / United States - Franklin Lakes
FML - The follow-up

Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key chain. He didn't think it was real, so to test it he sprayed me in the mouth while I was asleep. FML

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This was my post thanks for all the comments guys Haha my brother has a rude awakening coming soon Haha and he is no longer able to touch my keys.
By rkbkate / Wednesday 11 July 2012 05:04 / United States - Phenix City
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