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Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML


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On 11/10/2012 at 10:10pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada

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I like your dad.

#2 - On 11/11/2012 at 3:39am by Naomimi

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Troll dad! Next time, make sure he pays you before hand. Plus, you should have figured there was a catch when he offered you 40 bucks just to wash his car.

#4 - On 11/11/2012 at 3:40am by Idaho4177

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