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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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Sunday 17 January 2010 20:09

Who on earth put YDI? :s That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

Jayjay210 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:57

Lmfao, @ #2.... otherwise, punch them and say "wtf, Disgusting"

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ahmziii 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:56

oii that sucks

NatDancer2010 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 4:13

umm weird and disgusting

stepherz89 17

Wednesday 10 July 2013 4:12

What the **** is wrong with ppl?!!

saranottelling 7

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:56

Ew.... That must have spoiled your appetite and the appetite of everyone there.

Jayjay210 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:57

Lmfao, @ #2.... otherwise, punch them and say "wtf, Disgusting"

stopreadingmynam 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:30

lol, 3, that's wat I would do

perdix 29

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:01

I'd imagine that the vomit was probably tastier and cleaner than most of the food served in the food court.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:04

Really? I thought it was the same thing...

heyy331111 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:56

hahahahahaha

giggles518 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:40

-.-

MikesterJ 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:03

So... did you open your mouth?

awesome576 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:06

ewwwwwwwww

zom_fml 10

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:09

Who on earth put YDI? :s That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

yermaw 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:13

bet they felt really bad after that. that is reaally disgusting though :|

anela_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:16

ohhh I'd freak out lol

joshhh11 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:17

why do people put vote YDI on stuff like this!?! anyway, that's really gross and messes up man

alexblue 5

Monday 18 January 2010 12:01

people are stupid

born_to_lose_fml 5

Monday 18 January 2010 13:44

agreed

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