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Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Who on earth put YDI? :s

That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

#7 - On 01/17/2010 at 2:09pm by zom

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Ew.... That must have spoiled your appetite and the appetite of everyone there.

#2 - On 01/17/2010 at 1:56pm by saranottelling

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