Kids, Family, ACAB and Cops: Copaganda

Copaganda

By Anonymous - 18/10/2023 07:30

Today, my dad is trying to kick me out to become homeless, because it’s my goal to become a police officer, and since he’s served prison time I’m now scum in his eyes and a disgrace to our family. FML

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You deserved it 297

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 10:00

Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 970

You deserved it 94

Not under my watch!

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 22:00

Today, I told my dad I want to enlist in the army and he tried to lock me in my room. He did almost the same thing when I told him I wanted to do certain college courses to make it easier to become a police officer, only there was a lot more swearing and throwing of objects. FML

I agree, your life sucks 635

You deserved it 202

Cart Narcs will get ya!

By May - 10/01/2021 20:01

Today, my dad forced me to leave my empty shopping cart in the middle of a store, rather than return it to the corral. My dad’s word is law, and all I can think about is how much of an asshole I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 863

You deserved it 267

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 128

You deserved it 45 619

This is not good parenting

By Anonymous - 23/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, and for the past week, I've been incredibly on edge because apparently my dad is kicking me out but I don't know when, and my mom has told me I'm not allowed to tell anyone. She then got mad at me because I did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 485

You deserved it 81

Fatherly love

By Anonymous - 27/02/2024 10:00 - Ukraine

Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 664

You deserved it 96

Mirror mirror

By Anonymous - 05/05/2013 15:53 - United States

Today, my dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I came back from my first day of voluntary rehab for my meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day, smoking weed and playing video games, all on my mom's salary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 893

You deserved it 8 678

Helicopter parents

By Anonymous - 03/06/2023 00:02

Today, my dad tried to confiscate my car keys because he doesn’t like how late I stay out on the weekends. I’m 26, have owned my own home since I was 24, and also how the fuck does he know what time I get home? My own dad is stalking me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 064

You deserved it 91

Overreact much?!

By Kohsukeff - 06/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Gig Harbor

Today, my dad called me a "worthless human being", and told me that I'm "better off committing crimes and living life in a prison cell", all because I haven't gotten into the industry I studied for right out of college. I'm currently at a temp job doing accounting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 88

Free money for me, but not for thee

By Anonymous - 04/08/2020 14:01

Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 232

You deserved it 934

Christina Winden 22

Wednesday 18 October 2023 10:01

Honestly, getting out of that environment is probably the best thing for you. If your dad can’t be supportive it’s better you don’t have him in your life until he can get behind your very commendable aspirations. Is there a friend you could stay with, or can you afford a place on your own? If not maybe a roommate? Good luck to you OP, I hope everything works out in the end.

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 18 October 2023 20:52

There are times when it’s best not to share everything with parents. Get out, get on your own, and then follow your dream… By the way, in the USA you cannot kick out your children if they are under 18. But no doubt jailbird Dad could make it miserable living there.

Comments

Christina Winden 22

Wednesday 18 October 2023 10:01

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 October 2023 17:00

Why would you want such a terrible job? The pay is terrible and society as a whole doesn't like and respect them. Enough people believe that police are a necessary evil, but there are few who admire them. You should upgrade your ambition to telemarketer.

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 18 October 2023 20:52

sirrubberduckie 35

Thursday 19 October 2023 5:56

Oh man. An ex-con living with a police officer in training is almost as traumatic as a vegan activist living in the same neighborhood as a barbecue place!