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Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML


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On 09/23/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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Yawn, ok, so is this a FML because the camera got cocoa powder on it? Or because it got on you?

*beats head on desk*

#5 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:50am by rukusrazor

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Cocoa powder is flammable in cloud form, add the candles and....well you can guess the rest

#12 - On 09/23/2009 at 11:05am by nayjones

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