Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML
Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, all that I wanted for my birthday was for someone else to pick out a cake flavor, and to spend the day alone. I've been asked ten times what kind of cake I want, and my husband took a off work. FML
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rukusrazor 0
Yawn, ok, so is this a FML because the camera got cocoa powder on it? Or because it got on you? *beats head on desk*
nayjones 0
Cocoa powder is flammable in cloud form, add the candles and....well you can guess the rest
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Comments (92)
chunkofchange 0
boo
skaterpunk8678 0
Probably?
Syn_fml 0
*clicks the "Who cares?" button* *realizes there isn't one and clicks "You deserve it"*
som_fml 0
yuck. cocoa powder doesn't taste good enough to decorate anything.
DameGreyWulf 0
What a waste of cocoa powder!
RKftw 0
you say this like its a bad thing
jonny2x4 0
Two words: CAKE FARTS Don't know what it is? Google it!
nuttinick 0
i believe Shakespeare would say "Art thou retarded?"
LilaBear 1
That's not an FML, that's an MLIA. It's funny. Your life is not f'ed.
cat83 0
That stuff tastes like shit by itself I bet it tasted awful