FML : Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me...

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Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should have told me she put in a stick to support the cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mr. Headshot / Monday 25 April 2011 05:01 /

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By Livinia | 11

#2402125 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:07

Your friend is an idiot.

By Olovio | 5

#2402133 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:08

Steal all of your friends socks. Have you ever walked around with no socks on? It's awful, just awful.

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By Riemurasia | 0

#2402106 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:04

Ouch, poor you! But you seem to be fine if you're posting it on here now :)

Shootamonkey3 | 0

#2402214 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:25

Like the OP would seriously come back to check the comments made :P

Riemurasia | 0

#2402233 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:30

Hehe, probably not :P

Katie_the_Great | 6

#2402285 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:59

They do sometimes.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2402605 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:39

"Quit horseing around before someone pokes an eye out!"
"....too late" x.O

toastyjustice | 5

#2402609 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:39

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

imlagginglol | 0

#2402650 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:54

Your life is a lie!

jamjelly386 | 5

#2402666 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:58

or OP now has an eye patch

Insane_Tea | 14

#2402812 - Monday 25 April 2011 15:49

OP My Birthday was yesterday. In fact it was my Sweet 16. You know what I got? Nothing. In fact a tornadoe tore through Missouri and demolished my home. I also can't find my dog either.

Cjeezy | 0

#2403315 - Monday 25 April 2011 17:11

yea people on fml definitely give a shit about your birthday and what you didn't get.

ROFLSinURfaceNOO | 0

#2403411 - Monday 25 April 2011 17:29

ur a stupud slut i hope you die

qasimahsan93 | 4

#2403471 - Monday 25 April 2011 17:43

This isn't about you, nor is it a place for you to get sympathy. Post an FML about it or something, don't hijack this one. Also, hope you find your dog.

ROFLSinURfaceNOO | 0

#2403499 - Monday 25 April 2011 17:50

shut ur mouth u stupid mongrel haha

Shootamonkey3 | 0

#2404021 - Monday 25 April 2011 19:33

61 - LOL I JUST GOT THAT!

jamieeeee | 0

#2404285 - Monday 25 April 2011 20:42

looks like you got the shaft...

tellithowitis | 13

#2404597 - Monday 25 April 2011 22:29

your friend is AWESOME!!!!

ceinaworus | 0

#2406044 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:32

ppp

ceinaworus | 0

#2406053 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:34

oops. sorry about that. I was button mashing when I though my iPod was locked.

toastyjustice | 5

#2406170 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:53

103 sadly only a small few of us understand the joke. Any who, Portal 1 & 2 FTW!

toastyjustice | 5

#2406196 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:55

123 how can you be button mashing on an iPod? O.o

FriskyCoconut | 0

#2407115 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:30

I feel stupid, I don't get it, would you mind explaining? :)

OwN3d3d | 0

#2407800 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:19

win

YOUNGMONEY4E | 0

#2411262 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:01

loll yeahh ikrr!!! she shouldnt be complaining if shes fine enough to rite an fml

maniaccy | 8

#5576185 - Friday 12 July 2013 4:09

Please. My eyes were too almost poked out with your grammar. Shouldn't** Write**

By raeraymusic1 | 0

#2402121 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:06

haha

IceCweaaam | 0

#2402529 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:07

you just had to say anything short to be first didn't u .___. sigh...

juliahockey | 0

#2402696 - Monday 25 April 2011 15:04

but he wasn't first..... what are you talking about?

oliveindamiddle | 0

#2402785 - Monday 25 April 2011 15:40

so incredibly unnecessary

By Livinia | 11

#2402125 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:07

Your friend is an idiot.

iwubbtitties_fml | 0

#2402186 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:18

Ur hot

callofduty4life | 0

#2402302 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:04

3 is obviously a man posing as a woman. all the "women" on this site are really men.

iLazy | 0

#2402332 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:16

Lol 29 either that or it is a female posing as a model or something to that extent. Seen it happen before

CitrusGirl | 0

#2402342 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:21

Actually, every female is actually a male predator.

Livinia | 11

#2402347 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:22

29 & 31 - I am neither of those things. I'm just me, and yes, that is my picture.

cowsgomooatyou | 8

#2402354 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:24

Take it as a very indirect way of saynig that your pretty. :)

Livinia | 11

#2402369 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:25

Haha, alright then.

iLazy | 0

#2402383 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:28

Can't blame a person for being so cynical since it was like a trend =/

Well then I must say you have a beautiful smile.

callofduty4life | 0

#2402389 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:30

australians are hot.

Livinia | 11

#2402411 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:36

39 - Thank you :)
40 - Yes they are :) haha.

DocBastard | 38

#2402472 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:54

Edit: all the trolling vanished so my comment is moot.

Fuck.

callofduty4life | 0

#2402475 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:55

Shit, time to fly to Australia.

kallima_fml | 3

#2402756 - Monday 25 April 2011 15:24

I second this!

jacetopia96 | 1

#2405211 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:01

Fatality. Cake Wins. Flawless Victory.

Sonofa_Snitch | 0

#2405523 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:59

you tried to post 10 stories and out of those ten zero were picked?!?!?! ahahahahahhahaahahahhaha!!

Mauskau | 35

#2406387 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:30

Stay off of mine then :p

wazupwolf | 5

#2409327 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:36

lol epic mortal combat win

YOUNGMONEY4E | 0

#2411266 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:03

you posted 18 and got 0 approved!! epi

By ceinaworus | 0

#2402128 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:07

At least she never put a hunting knife in the cake! ; )

redbluegreen | 40

#2402138 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:09

Or a bomb. That would be messy.

ceinaworus | 0

#2402153 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:12

I think the worst thing someone could find in a cake would be chucky...

nothingtodisplay | 7

#2402572 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:21

that sounds like it would be fun! putting a hunting knife in a cake... yummy and painful xD

oliveindamiddle | 0

#2402803 - Monday 25 April 2011 15:45

yea what a relief.......

By Doortje | 28

#2402130 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:08

Ouch, that sounds really painful. But look on the bright side, you weren't going to eat that cake anymore anyway, so it's not like the blood that gushed down your face ruined it.