Kids: Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some...

By Evjoel - 28/06/2016 10:34 - Bermuda - Hamilton

Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By MaggotMother - 20/04/2013 10:51 - United States

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

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By ChocolateEverywhere - 23/03/2017 00:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML

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Smart kid

By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 21:59

Today, I'm at the ER because my 13-year-old nephew ate an aromatic candle that smelled like chocolate. He saw it on my dresser and actually though it was chocolate. FML

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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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Heavy session last night?

By TaintedL0v3 - 11/03/2020 12:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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mrlucky22 18

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:37

Your boogers should taste sweeter too.

summer4me 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:58

Have you tried saline spray? That could help wash out your nose

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mrlucky22 18

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:37

Your boogers should taste sweeter too.

trucker2 33

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:46

Oh how gross

nanner6206 24

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:48

lmao.

individual00 14

Tuesday 28 June 2016 18:24

Firstly, that's disgusting! Secondly, cocoa powder is actually quite bitter, like dark chocolat.

sylvienoir 18

Wednesday 29 June 2016 9:45

yeah chocolate is only sweet when you add sugar and cream. cocoa powder tastes like shit on its own

summer4me 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:58

Have you tried saline spray? That could help wash out your nose

tantanpanda 26

Tuesday 28 June 2016 20:03

Just squirt hot milk up your nose and you'll have yourself a hot chocolate. Foolproof

Mightyrif 23

Tuesday 28 June 2016 20:12

Just make sure it isn't normal water otherwise there's a chance amoebas could crawl into your brain and eat it. Not even joking.

WJM505 14

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:28

I'm pretty sure that's why #4 said "saline spray" and not to just spray water up OP's nose.

Shawn2095 18

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:58

Sounds about worth it

geniusness 6

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:13

"accidentally"

rockeditionbarbi 14

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:19

Focus on the bright side then everything will be okay

aGMAELSTR0M 10

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:25

Netty Pot + cocoa powder = hot chocolate :)

ABlindMan 17

Tuesday 28 June 2016 19:41

Snorting cocoa is actually a new fad in Europe. By your description of burning like hell I can't imagine how it'd be enjoyable though. FYL OP

BoxFullOfLazy 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 20:25

Someone should edit Scarface to replace the piles of cocaine with cocoa powder.

prostar9993 15

Tuesday 28 June 2016 20:50

How do you accidentally Snort cocoa powder?

soullyfe 33

Tuesday 28 June 2016 22:02

I doubted they purposely snorted it. Since it's a powder, some of the 'dust' of it had probably flown up OP's nose without them realizing it until they sniffed.