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Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15570) - you deserved it (34474)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Fun Fact: Every Driver's Ed teacher has a comatose/dead/horribly disfigured sibling/cousin/uncle as a result of drunk/drowsy/reckless driving

#16 - On 03/09/2009 at 5:45am by Feel_It

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omg I ALWAYS fell asleep in Drivers Ed. I thought it was a sign that I would fall asleep at the wheel, luckily that hasn't happened yet.

#5 - On 02/14/2009 at 11:00pm by troynt

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