Miscellaneous: Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML - FML

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By loser - 19/06/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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By person123abc - 09/12/2010 05:35 - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:37

How? **** those people! I'll celebrate with you OP! What do you wanna do?

victorvldv 8

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:36

Happy Birthday!

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hoosiergirl94 31

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:35

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

MichaelDeSanta 20

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:38

I doubt it.

firelegend 17

Saturday 28 March 2015 20:01

Why the hell would there be a good reason to be uninvited to the OP's own birthday party?

keiNan_fml 35

Saturday 28 March 2015 20:04

Seriously???

TheLadyOpal 30

Saturday 28 March 2015 20:11

Did you even read the FML all the way through or were you too busy rushing to get to the first-comment spot?

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 28 March 2015 20:23

#1: Your profile says that you think you're friendly, but it's hard to conceive of any friendly reason to uninvite someone from their own birthday.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 28 March 2015 20:42

I once held a party for a friend's birthday. He got stupid drunk, wanted to fight my other guests and broke shit! He got kicked out and I continued to party. Why should I have cut my fun short because he got out of line? Some think since it's their birthday, they have a free pass to be a dick. He sobered up the next day and apologized. Still friends!

whassallt26 13

Saturday 28 March 2015 20:42

Maybe you meant that OP was such a dick that the person who organised it uninvited him? Could be why, but I doubt it.

buttcramp 21

Sunday 29 March 2015 1:03

OP's friends are like "oh we changed our minds, it's a surprise party now!"

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 29 March 2015 1:41

There was a good reason why. They are all “Turds”

victorvldv 8

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:36

Happy Birthday!

ma12r 22

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:37

Well how did that happen? Happy birthday btw op

ironmany_fml 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 0:21

yeah exactly.. i mean.. who would blow the candles.. and who would cut the cake then?

SuperWhoMarvLock 22

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:37

Wtf. I'm guessing the person who planned it decided to selfish? Sorry OP. :(

tygerarmy 35

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:37

How? **** those people! I'll celebrate with you OP! What do you wanna do?

asmb100 27

Saturday 28 March 2015 23:46

I'll bring the music if you get the food!

junkusernamexyz 17

Sunday 29 March 2015 0:48

I'll bring alcohol.

Fiorella1 19

Sunday 29 March 2015 3:33

I'll bring the cake!

originaljosh 11

Sunday 29 March 2015 4:40

I'll bring the cubed cheese!

junkusernamexyz 17

Sunday 29 March 2015 5:10

Psh, who needs cake? We have alcohol and cubed cheese.

Puffytruffles 18

Sunday 29 March 2015 5:19

I'll bring the powder

TheMalygos 21

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:00

Ill bring the stereio!

sstahpp 33

Sunday 29 March 2015 15:12

I'll bring the drugs!

TallMist 32

Monday 20 April 2015 3:08

I'll bring the birthday clown!

grouper 10

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:37

Then it isn't a birthday party

wyverntail 15

Sunday 29 March 2015 5:32

It's just a party that happens to be on the same day as OPs birthday

snowflaky 22

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:38

How does this even happen? Wouldn't it make more sense to just cancel the party? If the party was still thrown without you, it probably wasn't actually a party for you in the first place and you were just told it was. Sorry OP.

GoGiants28 13

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:39

Crash the party by throwing cake at everyone and screaming happy bday

pabj208 23

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:39

I feel I need to know why before passing judgement...

flopstar 21

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:39

Ouchh

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