By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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Welshite 39

Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.

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barfcannon 24

Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity

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Welshite 39

Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.

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Retaheki 27

What you do is hope she lands on your hotel. Then you're in business, that is, unless she stole your money to pay off the debt.

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sstahpp 33

Monopoly will turn you into a crazy bitch!

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lilmissy44 14

Pass get out, collect 200 dollars for damages....maybe some diapers cause she sounds like a toddler

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incoherentrmblr 21

All board games in relationships are traps...

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Pingvinai 37

Monopoly: testing friendships and families since 1903.

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MrConcise 34

It's been replaced in that department with Mario Party, Trouble, and IKEA furniture.

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Retaheki 27

Not true #25. Nothing tears friendships apart quicker than Monopoly, it is only tied by UNOs Draw Four card.

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HairIsEverything 15

What about Sorry? We've had a couple game boards used as frisbies over that damn game.

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more4me 27

Amen to that, #3 ! IKEA furniture building is probably a close second ! Or is it "a trip to IKEA with your SO on a Saturday afternoon to test the relationship ? " ;)

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MrConcise 34

#46 - Oh, Sorry was what I was thinking of, not Trouble. Brain fart.

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Flyndaran 10

I though your comment was funny and lighthearted. I have zero idea why you have so many down votes.

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emmatheamazingx 17

That's why to never play monopoly with your loved ones

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barfcannon 24

Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity

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juststephhere 23

It's just a game... She should've gotten over it..

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tantanpanda 26

if I land on the developed boardwalk, I wouldn't be getting over it any time soon.

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13ky13 20

If you're not willing to lose every friend you've got over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.

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just_dorky_me 22

If you think it's just a board game then you have never properly played.

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Stazza11 27

One does not simply get over the rage that manifests whilst losing at monopoly.

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iAlissa 34

Monopoly is the true test of strength in a relationship.

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gearhead369 20

There you have someone who is really competitive. She doesn't like losing, so guess what? You'll never win. EVER

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Flyndaran 10

Competitive does not mean childishly throwing temper tantrums after having lost. American sports has corrupted your view of sportsmanship.

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LottiGypsyHaze 3

Not true. I don't care about winning arguments I have with my bf, but when it comes to video games and board games I am intense, man.

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laden_swallow09 34

As much as I love Star Wars, I'm not sure how that would make it any different.

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DrMario_ 16

She's going straight to jail. If she passes Go, she shan't receive $200.

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ohSNAPyall 26

"Monopoly's just another word for nothing left to lose." - Janis Joplin

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