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Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47118) - you deserved it (4360)

On 06/24/2014 at 11:04am - misc - by lrn2road - United States (California)

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people need to notice if theyre doing something wrong before blaming someone else

#1 - On 06/24/2014 at 4:04pm by ECHOSPiiKES

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Should have screamed back and told her to get back into her own fucking lane.

#3 - On 06/24/2014 at 4:05pm by Mikaylamill

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