Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
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Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
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ECHOSPiiKES 19
people need to notice if theyre doing something wrong before blaming someone else
qdawg06 23
So many dumb drivers out there. Smh.
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Comments (85)
Killz268 18
atleast she didn't run you over
Chibi_Kitten 24
car drivers can be overly obnoxious to bikers..time to invest in a bike horn.
boshbish 14
This is why im terrified to get a bike where i live. Still, i hope you told that bitch where to go. Drivers will always think they own the road.
Omniprism 14
Did you yell back? I would have and stated the obvious.
Lsidak715 8
Did you tell her
Saraishi 25
Never argue with drunk people; it's pointless.
obeykaitlyn 25
I would have flipped her off, if I was in your position
Nuclear101 4
You should've broken her mirror and rode off...
pooldude 24
I really hope you yelled back!
MariKar 1
Her fAult