Today, the best friend I grew up with since primary school, who helped me be a single mom to my son, helping with bottle feeds, nappy changing and so on, has been shagging him since he turned 20. They’re getting married next year, despite the 24-year age gap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML
Today, my best friend and I have been friends for over 35 years and now suddenly I don’t have a friend anymore, all because my idiot son got his daughter pregnant then abandoned her, and somehow it’s my fault my son is a deadbeat and I deserve to have a 35 year friendship taken away FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
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AzraelAngelus 15
That’s extremely suspicious I think it started years before
JasonThorn 23
I don't see this one lasting very long, but sorry to hear it, OP. Might want to try to be there for your son - I suspect she's going to lost interest once he turns 25 and gets too old for her...
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AzraelAngelus 15
That’s extremely suspicious I think it started years before
JasonThorn 23
I don't see this one lasting very long, but sorry to hear it, OP. Might want to try to be there for your son - I suspect she's going to lost interest once he turns 25 and gets too old for her...
RichardPencil 32
She must have seen something she liked during those diaper changes.
Jesse Duff 15
your friend groomed him, that shit isn't right
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I have to admit, I got a little chuckle out of the Imprinting title of this FML, even though I'm a Twilight fan. But in all seriousness, grooming is a serious issue. Sounds like Christian Grey's backstory that got him into BDSM. Watch out for that!
Alan Staff 59
Glad someone's enjoying my titles, they're pretty much hit and miss!