Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44341) - you deserved it (5354)
On 05/18/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by motherfuck666 (woman) - United States (California)
livingamongtheflowers's life also sucksToday, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After…
ShutTheFuCupcake also deserved itToday, I flexed so hard for a selfie, I gave myself a hernia. FML
Give him the ax or you yourself will timber.
#2 - On 05/18/2014 at 7:03pm by BntyHntrSeattle
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+124 | 30
She must want you to stay away
#3 - On 05/18/2014 at 7:03pm by billy199494
+100 | 11
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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