By pvcnutcrackingdomqueen4u - 16/08/2015 16:18 - United States - Monmouth Junction

Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML
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reklawelyk 15
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Welcome to a guys locker room

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karcummings 19
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you could say he was an.. axe murderer. haha..

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reklawelyk 15
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Welcome to a guys locker room

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DamnBailie 23
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or a middle school boys bedroom.

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Fml_foreva 9
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mostly elementary

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Hoopachi 19
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Since when do elementary school kids use axe?

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LowExpectations 30
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Axe is not an alternative to doing laundry!

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FiFiLovee 26
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Is no one going to comment on OP's username? Lmfaoooo

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CliffyB03 28
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Any amount of Axe is too much Axe

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Birdclawz 17
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A little bit goes a long way fellas

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beeferjay 34
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especially when they're in heat...

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WellThatWasRude 27
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Unfortunately, some guys treat Axe as if it's cologne, when in reality it's FAR from that. Sorry you had to go through that, OP!

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IronMan_Mk43 20
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Deodorant (not a very good one though) #28

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Skylarconner 14
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no, it's a shit in a can

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SPN_lover666 27
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#28, it is a can of Satan's ball sweat.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Some people treat it like its some kind of miracle shower in a can.

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LowExpectations 30
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I blame those ads that make it seem like women will instantly jump on you if you spray that crap on your self.

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MandyO 15
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If that's the worst part about this blind date, it sounds like a win!

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rileyrae0000 23
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I have a similar experience everyday in one of my classes. I'm not sure exactly who it's coming from but when I do, I'm confiscating his Axe!!!!

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corky1992 33
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I love the smell of Axe, but it definitely can be strong and some guys over do it.

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MasterTron 24
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It's a shower in a can for some guys.

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karcummings 19
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you could say he was an.. axe murderer. haha..

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balboa_2 24
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In our lockeroom that's what most of the guys use

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Matheo_fml 21
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Axe: boosting self confidence with misleading advertisement since 1990...

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