FML : Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch...

Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pvcnutcrackingdomqueen4u - / Sunday 16 August 2015 16:18 / United States - Monmouth Junction

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By reklawelyk | 15

#6383357 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:03

Welcome to a guys locker room

By karcummings | 19

#6383375 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:11

you could say he was an.. axe murderer. haha..

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By reklawelyk | 15

#6383357 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:03

Welcome to a guys locker room

DamnBailie | 23

#6383391 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:22

or a middle school boys bedroom.

Fml_foreva | 9

#6383559 - Monday 17 August 2015 13:39

mostly elementary

Hoopachi | 19

#6384174 - Tuesday 18 August 2015 3:35

Since when do elementary school kids use axe?

LowExpectations | 30

#6385178 - Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:37

Axe is not an alternative to doing laundry!

FiFiLovee | 26

#6390851 - Monday 24 August 2015 4:58

Is no one going to comment on OP's username? Lmfaoooo

By CliffyB03 | 28

#6383360 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:04

Any amount of Axe is too much Axe

By Birdclawz | 17

#6383363 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:07

A little bit goes a long way fellas

beeferjay | 34

#6385106 - Wednesday 19 August 2015 0:07

especially when they're in heat...

By WellThatWasRude | 27

#6383367 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:08

Unfortunately, some guys treat Axe as if it's cologne, when in reality it's FAR from that. Sorry you had to go through that, OP!

lovelockdown23 | 23

#6383456 - Monday 17 August 2015 8:53

then what is it?

IronMan_Mk43 | 20

#6383497 - Monday 17 August 2015 11:51

Deodorant (not a very good one though) #28

Skylarconner | 14

#6383705 - Monday 17 August 2015 17:21

no, it's a shit in a can

SPN_lover666 | 27

#6383772 - Monday 17 August 2015 19:05

#28, it is a can of Satan's ball sweat.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6383923 - Monday 17 August 2015 22:55

Some people treat it like its some kind of miracle shower in a can.

LowExpectations | 30

#6385188 - Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:40

I blame those ads that make it seem like women will instantly jump on you if you spray that crap on your self.

By MandyO | 15

#6383372 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:10

If that's the worst part about this blind date, it sounds like a win!

By rileyrae0000 | 23

#6383373 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:10

I have a similar experience everyday in one of my classes. I'm not sure exactly who it's coming from but when I do, I'm confiscating his Axe!!!!

By corky1992 | 33

#6383374 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:10

I love the smell of Axe, but it definitely can be strong and some guys over do it.

MasterTron | 24

#6383521 - Monday 17 August 2015 12:10

It's a shower in a can for some guys.

By karcummings | 19

#6383375 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:11

you could say he was an.. axe murderer. haha..

By balboa_2 | 24

#6383382 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:15

In our lockeroom that's what most of the guys use

By Matheo_fml | 21

#6383388 - Monday 17 August 2015 7:20

Axe: boosting self confidence with misleading advertisement since 1990...

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