Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible...

By pvcnutcrackingdomqueen4u - 16/08/2015 16:18 - United States - Monmouth Junction

Today, I went on a blind date. People always joke about how horrible Axe is, but this guy sprayed it on so thick that I genuinely had to fight to not retch the entire time. It was so bad that at one point I thought I was going to pass out. FML

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By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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Smell test

By Anonymous - 27/09/2021 10:59

Today, I went on a date with a guy from Bumble. It was going well, with dinner and a walk on the waterfront, until he started complaining about skincare products, "People with eczema use that nasty cream, it's so sticky and smells horrible." I have severe eczema. FML

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By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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NEXT!

By Kristie - 03/07/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML

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Chemistry

By Anonymous - 01/11/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I wore a new perfume to a first date in park. Halfway through, he kept sniffing the air and asked, “Do you smell onions?” Turns out the perfume reacted badly with my skin chemistry, making me smell like a taco stand. FML

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Biohazard

By Diane - 19/01/2025 12:00 - France - Paris

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. He took me to a restaurant where I was allergic to practically everything on the menu. I sneezed five or six times within the first 15 minutes and spent the rest of the lunch awkwardly trying to explain I wasn't allergic to him, just the food and spices floating around us. FML

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You deserved it 153

Cool moves

By Juanna - 13/01/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 86

By r4inb0wbrit3 - 13/07/2012 07:37 - United States - Townsend

Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML

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You deserved it 37 945

reklawelyk 15

Monday 17 August 2015 7:03

Welcome to a guys locker room

karcummings 19

Monday 17 August 2015 7:11

you could say he was an.. axe murderer. haha..

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reklawelyk 15

Monday 17 August 2015 7:03

Welcome to a guys locker room

DamnBailie 23

Monday 17 August 2015 7:22

or a middle school boys bedroom.

Fml_foreva 9

Monday 17 August 2015 13:39

mostly elementary

Hoopachi 19

Tuesday 18 August 2015 3:35

Since when do elementary school kids use axe?

LowExpectations 30

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:37

Axe is not an alternative to doing laundry!

FiFiLovee 26

Monday 24 August 2015 4:58

Is no one going to comment on OP's username? Lmfaoooo

CliffyB03 28

Monday 17 August 2015 7:04

Any amount of Axe is too much Axe

Birdclawz 17

Monday 17 August 2015 7:07

A little bit goes a long way fellas

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 19 August 2015 0:07

especially when they're in heat...

WellThatWasRude 27

Monday 17 August 2015 7:08

Unfortunately, some guys treat Axe as if it's cologne, when in reality it's FAR from that. Sorry you had to go through that, OP!

lovelockdown23 23

Monday 17 August 2015 8:53

then what is it?

IronMan_Mk43 20

Monday 17 August 2015 11:51

Deodorant (not a very good one though) #28

Skylarconner 14

Monday 17 August 2015 17:21

no, it's a shit in a can

SPN_lover666 27

Monday 17 August 2015 19:05

#28, it is a can of Satan's ball sweat.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 17 August 2015 22:55

Some people treat it like its some kind of miracle shower in a can.

LowExpectations 30

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:40

I blame those ads that make it seem like women will instantly jump on you if you spray that crap on your self.

MandyO 15

Monday 17 August 2015 7:10

If that's the worst part about this blind date, it sounds like a win!

rileyrae0000 23

Monday 17 August 2015 7:10

I have a similar experience everyday in one of my classes. I'm not sure exactly who it's coming from but when I do, I'm confiscating his Axe!!!!

corky1992 33

Monday 17 August 2015 7:10

I love the smell of Axe, but it definitely can be strong and some guys over do it.

MasterTron 24

Monday 17 August 2015 12:10

It's a shower in a can for some guys.

karcummings 19

Monday 17 August 2015 7:11

you could say he was an.. axe murderer. haha..

balboa_2 24

Monday 17 August 2015 7:15

In our lockeroom that's what most of the guys use

Matheo_fml 21

Monday 17 August 2015 7:20

Axe: boosting self confidence with misleading advertisement since 1990...

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