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FML - The follow-up

Today, my cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

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He got stuck in one of those oddly shaped bathroom trashcans. And it was his tail end that got stuck, so he was sticking out of the trashcan like a jack-in-the-box. Because the can was oddly shaped it was hard to figure out how to get the cat free and make it as humane as possible. Also, the cat kept trying to roll around in the trash can because he thought it would help. My cat isn't the brightest crayon in the package but he is pretty funny.
By LyraAlluse - / Sunday 18 May 2014 23:35 / United States - Chandler
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By  LyraAlluse  |  25

He got stuck in one of those oddly shaped bathroom trashcans. And it was his tail end that got stuck, so he was sticking out of the trashcan like a jack-in-the-box. Because the can was oddly shaped it was hard to figure out how to get the cat free and make it as humane as possible. Also, the cat kept trying to roll around in the trash can because he thought it would help. My cat isn't the brightest crayon in the package but he is pretty funny.

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  sweetbliss3  |  32

my cat once threw himself away. i couldnt find him, go to throw something away and this face is looking at me. he also pit himself in the tall laundry basket. cats are silly and theyll try and go anywhere. but i did laugh just picturing your cat halfway in the trashcan.

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  Honema  |  16

If it fits, I sits. never make mistakes in cat stuff.

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  jennlody  |  26

seriously? my cat will pester me until I feed her, I don't have the patience to not, so yeah she's fat. but still, she's still what her vets call "a healthy weight" so I'm fine with it.. wow I guess what I'm saying is don't blame op for the cats fat problem

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  wolfheartmoon  |  12

Op shouldn't give in and neither should you. Dumbass. Cats eat out of boredom just like people. My cat cries for food in the afternoon when her breakfast is gone and I don't give it to her. She gets two portioned meals a day and is a perfectly healthy weight.

By  Wakachulak  |  22

And who made the cat fat? YDI

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  TabooSushi  |  24

You know, cats can have thyroid problems that cause them to get fat even if they're fed properly. I have a cat that has thyroid issues, and he's perfectly healthy otherwise, he's just always been a bit of a chunker. Stop being an asshole and think before you speak... Oh wait, I forgot this is the Internet, so that's impossible.

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  Wakachulak  |  22

Quit being a PC pansy #37. Thyroid issues affect 10% at most. #28, my family will do that to you.

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  GEFStryker  |  27

Quit using numbers to justify your stupidity, #47. Ten million cat owners in North America (example, I would think there is a lot more) would mean that one million cats suffer from thyroid problems. Surely OP couldn't possibly own one of them, given that's it's just ten freaking percent. Moron.

By  TabooSushi  |  24

... The only thing that surprised me about this is that it took that long to get him out. How did that happen? If he was only halfway in, I'd think you could just grab him and lift him out. Or gently tip over the can and dump him out.

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  gracehi  |  31

"I wasn't gonna eat it. I was just gonna taste it." Ha ha ha! Love that episode. Especially the part when Rabbit tries to turn Pooh's butt into contemporary art. Priceless! XD

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  LyraAlluse  |  25

He got stuck in one of those oddly shaped bathroom trashcans. And it was his tail end that got stuck, so he was sticking out of the trashcan like a jack-in-the-box. Because the can was oddly shaped it was hard to figure out how to get the cat free and make it as humane as possible. Also, the cat kept trying to roll around in the trash can because he thought it would help. My cat isn't the brightest crayon in the package but he is pretty funny.

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  gracehi  |  31

"Yep!"

By  notabeachbabe  |  13

1. If he is that fat how did he get to the top of the trash can and 2. It shouldn't have been that hard to get him out.. either way I hope that he is ok

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  rocker_chick23  |  27

I have a cat I adopted from the shelter who was over fed by his previous owner and he can squeeze into tight places still. I have to rescue him frequently from places he got stuck in

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