Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML
by pissed off / 05/16/2014 at 8:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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All you had to do was tell it to piss off!
But no, you had to do it the hard way.
You cocked up and now urine trouble.
#8 - On 05/17/2014 at 6:29am by False_Stupidity
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Hopefully this happened at home, not in a public restroom.. Sorry op
#4 - On 05/17/2014 at 6:17am by maryiah
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