Pissed

By CatDad - 18/12/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 353
You deserved it 836

Same thing different taste

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Royal Sataness 4

my cat is obsessed with sitting on the toilet seat. I'm a girl and I have pissed on her tail a time or two

I feel this all could have been avoided with proper use of a bathroom door.

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Royal Sataness 4

my cat is obsessed with sitting on the toilet seat. I'm a girl and I have pissed on her tail a time or two

Hi, "causing me to piss on her, and on my hand." ROFL! I still have difficulties in imagining how you managed to do that! Please make a video! BR

I feel this all could have been avoided with proper use of a bathroom door.