Kids, Babies, Motherhood and Breastfeeding: Tits out for the tots - FML

Tits out for the tots

By mammary smammary - 23/03/2022 22:00

Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML

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cuz803 44

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Wednesday 23 March 2022 23:44

In most countries and parts of the world, public breast feeding is either accepted and in other cases, LEGAL AND PROTECTED. Tell those pricks to stfu and suck each other's nipple. The hypocritical immaturity, ugh...

Jon Tessler 14

Thursday 24 March 2022 1:50

breastfeeding is a protected act. you should have called the cops on him

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cuz803 44

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Wednesday 23 March 2022 23:44

In most countries and parts of the world, public breast feeding is either accepted and in other cases, LEGAL AND PROTECTED. Tell those pricks to stfu and suck each other's nipple. The hypocritical immaturity, ugh...

Jon Tessler 14

Thursday 24 March 2022 1:50

breastfeeding is a protected act. you should have called the cops on him

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