Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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Jesus Christ, that's scary.
#1 - On 01/07/2014 at 7:04pm by mmyoung979
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At least she wasn't sacrificing you to Satan.
#5 - On 01/07/2014 at 7:05pm by ItsMeDiegoG
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